NO LONGER YATOM

יָתוֹם

NO LONGER YATOM יָתוֹם

The Hebrew word יָתוֹם (yatom), is translated as "orphan" or "fatherless," and appears over 40 times in the Bible. The Kingdom of Israel is repeatedly reminded to care for the fatherless. In the New Testament, Jesus teaches his disciples to pray by addressing God as “Our Father.” When we hear these words in the context of yatom, it’s more than just a name for God. It’s a declaration that in the Kingdom of Heaven, no one is yatom. In joyful recognition of that truth, Crowded Table shares dad jokes - or, as we like to call them, “no longer yatom jokes”. We hope the laughter and eye rolling they inspire move us all into greater curiosity about caring for vulnerable children in Davidson County’s foster care system. 

  • How did the barber win the race?

    He knew a shortcut!

  • What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

    58!

  • What did the almond say to the walnut in a game of tag?

    Imma cashew!

  • A boy entered TEN puns in a contest, hoping atleast one would win.

    Unfortunately, no pun in TEN did.

  • What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta!

  • What did the baby corn say to its mom?

    Where’s my popcorn?

  • Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

    Because he was on a roll!

  • What does a nosey pepper do?

    Gets jalapeño business!

  • How fast is milk?

    It’s pasteurized before you know it!

  • How do you make an apple turnover?

    Push it downhill!